After nearly 54 years of electing the same party into the Diet, the Nihonjin have decided that it's time for them to once again take control of their future instead of letting a large bureaucratic mess decide everything for them. The Liberal Democratic Party was obviously not up to the task of helping old ladies-imagine a lovely 80-year-old woman named Mishima Naoko- crossing the street-a sight that is gonna become more and more common as the nation's birth rate continues to drop. So, in the wake of what from afar seems like one of the most apathetic governments in the world, Mrs. Mishima has turned to the Democratic Party of Japan to help her get across the busy intersections of Ginza.
In other news, the new First Lady seems to be one of the most interesting that has ever existed! She has been to Venus (her soul at least), and wants to be an actress in Hollywood! Give her a part! This bodes well for Japan-US relations.
ばんざい！
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